My words

その腕のやつ何? プレイ?

Sono ude no yatsu nan? Purei?

Whats that thing on your arm? Play?

これにはいろいろ訳がありまして

Kore ni wa iroiro wake ga arimashite

There are various explanations for this.

宇宙人はものすごい科学技術を持っているにもかかわらず、なぜ地球を侵略しないのかという議論があって、ジブンも疑問でした

Uchūbito wa monosugoi kagaku gijutsu o motte iru nimokakawarazu, naze chikyū o shinryaku shinai no ka to iu giron ga atte, jibun mo gimondeshita

Even though aliens have amazing science and technology, there is a debate about why they dont invade Earth, and Jibun also had doubts.

綾瀬さんとはもう一緒にいれなくなっちゃうんじゃ...

Ayase-san to hamou issho ni irenaku natchau n ja...

I wont be able to be with Ayase-san anymore...

いつから下ネタはやってんの?

Itsu kara shitaneta wa yatten no?

Since when have you been making dirty jokes?

なんかのぼせてきた出るべ

Nanka nobosete kita deru be

Im feeling hot. I need to go out.

諸事情が僕みたいな感じだったらなんかかわいそうだと思って

Sho jijō ga boku mitaina kanjidattara nanka kawaisōda to omotte

I would feel sorry for her if her circumstances were like mine.

そんなに照れないでください

Sonnani terenaide kudasai

Please dont be so shy

君はどうやら後先をあまり考えないタイプらしい

Kimi wa dōyara atosaki o amari kangaenai taipurashī

You seem to be the type who doesnt think much about the consequences.

絶対に関わりたくないな

Zettai ni kakawaritakunai na

I definitely dont want to get involved

だからみんなすごく必死なんだ

Dakara minna sugoku hisshina nda

Thats why everyone is so desperate

情報量が多すぎて気絶してる

Jōhō-ryō ga ō sugite kizetsu shi teru

Im fainting from the amount of information

ぜひアドラ寮の代表として ドゥエロに出てくれないか?

Zehi adora ryō no daihyō to shite do~uero ni dete kurenai ka?

Would you please come to Duero as a representative of Adora Dormitory?

まれに複数のアザを有する者がいる

Mare ni fukusū no aza o yūsuru mono ga iru

In rare cases, some people have multiple birthmarks.

ほとほと愛想が尽きる

Hotohoto aiso ga tsukiru

Im so lovable

ここはあくまで冷静に対応するんだ俺!

Koko wa akumade reisei ni taiō suru nda ore!

I just have to remain calm here!

てかこんなかわいい子にそれっぽいこと言われたら、誰しも「ツァーイ」ってなるだろうが!

Teka konna kawaī ko ni sore ppoi koto iwa retara, dareshimo `tsu~āi tte narudarouga!

If such a cute girl were to say something like that, anyone would probably say, "Tsai!"

今取り込み中だから...ごめん

Ima torikomi-chūdakara... Gomen

Im currently busy...sorry.

男女平等に扱うから

Danjo byōdō ni atsukaukara

Treat men and women equally

こいつの人生プレイ難易度はイージーモード

Koitsu no jinsei purei gaido wa ījīmōdo

This guys life play difficulty level is easy mode.

俺はツラがいいヤツが一死ぬほど嫌いなんだ!

Ore wa tsura ga ī Yatsu ga ichi shinuhodo kiraina nda!

I hate tough guys to death!

俺も品のないヤツは死ぬほど嫌いだ

Ore mo shina no nai Yatsu wa shinuhodo kiraida

I hate people with no class to death too.

単純な話だ

Tanjunna hanashida

Its simple.

意外と泳げた

Igaito oyogeta

I was able to swim surprisingly.

泳げないと思い込んでたから、ありがとう

Oyogenai to omoikon detakara, arigatō

Thank you, I thought I couldnt swim.

それで肌身離さずそれを持って

Sore de hadamihanasazu sore o motte

So hold it close to your heart

レモンちゃんじゃん後ろ姿もかわいいなあ

Remoncha njan ushirosugata mo kawaī nā

Lemon-chans back is also cute

おい見ろ! 奥に明かりが!

Oi miro! Oku ni akari ga!

Look! Theres a light inside!

君たちみたいな侵入者を排除するようにね

Kimitachi mitaina shinnyū-sha o haijo suru yō ni ne

Lets get rid of intruders like you.

上等だ

Jōtōda

Its top notch